Nurtlining is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ill-tempered scorpion.

Nurtlining created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtlining, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nurtlining, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nurtlining's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Nurtlining's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nurtlining.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never eat spinach.