Litcancad is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, almighty human.

Litcancad created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Litcancad, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Litcancad, it will turn you into a rat.

Litcancad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Litcancad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always help birds.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not speak about cucumbers.