Gabmutgod is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, generous goose.

Gabmutgod created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Gabmutgod, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gabmutgod, she will think nothing of it.

Gabmutgod's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Gabmutgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never sing near eagles.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never look in ponds.