Saflimrot is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, moody chicken.

Saflimrot created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Saflimrot, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Saflimrot, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Saflimrot's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Saflimrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not keep three rats in a large pit.

3. Never eat gooseberries.

4. Do not eat coconuts.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.