Cumgunril is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unthoughtful dryad.

Cumgunril created a photon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cumgunril, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cumgunril, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cumgunril's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Cumgunril's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Cumgunril in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not hurt ants.

5. Never look in ponds.