Megcumcen is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, able gnu.

Megcumcen created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megcumcen, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Megcumcen, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Megcumcen's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Megcumcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

3. Do not speak about corn.

4. Hide if eight frogs approach from the west.

5. Never feed tomatoes to rats while wearing kilts.