Yatcabzed is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, strong wolf.

Yatcabzed created a top quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Yatcabzed, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yatcabzed, it will turn you into a slug.

Yatcabzed's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Yatcabzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Never sing near geese.

3. Do not eat pineapples.

4. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near shrews while wearing black trousers.