Nibtapstan is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witty manatee.

Nibtapstan created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Nibtapstan, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nibtapstan, he will turn you into a goat.

Nibtapstan's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Nibtapstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Always look after injured sheep.

5. Never hurt tapirs.