Wegcepnull is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, wise snake.

Wegcepnull created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegcepnull, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wegcepnull, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Wegcepnull's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Wegcepnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Feed all hungry monkeys.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wegcepnull.