Loopvidbutfagdinhatgofgun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, overgenerous gnu.

Loopvidbutfagdinhatgofgun created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Loopvidbutfagdinhatgofgun, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Loopvidbutfagdinhatgofgun, she will be very sad.

Loopvidbutfagdinhatgofgun's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Loopvidbutfagdinhatgofgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always obey Loopvidbutfagdinhatgofgun's priests.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.