Danyatrow is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, calm pig.

Danyatrow created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danyatrow, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Danyatrow, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Danyatrow's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Danyatrow's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always look after injured monkeys.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always treat ants with great respect.

5. Never think about galaxies.