Camgovyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, boastful toad.

Camgovyarp created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Camgovyarp, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Camgovyarp, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Camgovyarp's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Camgovyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near voles while wearing gray ear rings.

2. Worship no other gods but Camgovyarp.

3. Retreat if nine geese approach from the east.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not chop down trees.