Bossnurtrak is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, vain rat.

Bossnurtrak created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossnurtrak, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bossnurtrak, he will strike you with lightening.

Bossnurtrak's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bossnurtrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of doves.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.