Likpincut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, all-powerful hyena.

Likpincut created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likpincut, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Likpincut, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Likpincut's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Likpincut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Likpincut.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never write about bacteria.

5. Pray towards the north.