Zaningomin is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unsympathetic crane.

Zaningomin created the cosmos four million years ago.

If you believe in Zaningomin, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zaningomin, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Zaningomin's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Zaningomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dolphins in need.

2. Do not keep seven shrews in a large pit.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Badgers are not to be trusted.

5. Never wear mauve ear rings.