Dodnutthan is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, moody slug.

Dodnutthan created the solar system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodnutthan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dodnutthan, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dodnutthan's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Dodnutthan's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about bats.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Respect your elders.