Hunsadvon is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, emotional wolf.

Hunsadvon created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunsadvon, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hunsadvon, it will think nothing of it.

Hunsadvon's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hunsadvon's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near great tits while wearing brown jumpers.

3. Do not take Hunsadvon's name in vain.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not kill turtles.