Donxucbut is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, smart fish.

Donxucbut created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Donxucbut, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Donxucbut, she will ignore you.

Donxucbut's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Donxucbut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo horses for they are unholy.

2. Never sit near sharks.

3. Do not speak about gooseberries.

4. Never feed figs to frogs while wearing kilts.

5. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.