Cabdagwab is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, ruthless wombat.

Cabdagwab created dark energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabdagwab, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cabdagwab, he will turn you into a slug.

Cabdagwab's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cabdagwab's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Never feed lots of parsnips to pigs while wearing turquoise ear rings.

4. Cabdagwab must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.