Gebbattin is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, tranquil lobster.

Gebbattin created light nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebbattin, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gebbattin, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gebbattin's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Gebbattin's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Gebbattin.

2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Gebbattin in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Erect a giant green sculpture of Gebbattin in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never eat bark.