Bidzagbuddob is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, competent raven.

Bidzagbuddob created Europe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidzagbuddob, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bidzagbuddob, he will destroy your home planet.

Bidzagbuddob's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Bidzagbuddob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Never think about special relativity near grasshopers while wearing indigo stockings and balancing three gold spheres on your arms.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Bidzagbuddob on top of all buildings.

5. Pray towards the south.