Citlingannab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, effective whale.

Citlingannab created the cosmos two billion years ago.

If you believe in Citlingannab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Citlingannab, it will turn you into a slug.

Citlingannab's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Citlingannab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

2. Always look after injured goats.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not shave your arms.