Himtikgof is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, quiet guinea pig.

Himtikgof created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himtikgof, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Himtikgof, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Himtikgof's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Himtikgof's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

2. Never wear fawn boots.

3. Never hop near aardvarks.

4. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

5. Always help birds.