Largxembut is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, blissful wren.

Largxembut created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Largxembut, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Largxembut, he will remove you from existence.

Largxembut's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Largxembut's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not speak about spinach.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Never eat beans.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.