Wanquaffly is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ill-tempered elephant.

Wanquaffly created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanquaffly, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wanquaffly, he will laugh at you.

Wanquaffly's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Wanquaffly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not keep nine snakes in a large pit.

5. Always help otters in need.