Fembesslist is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, boastful centaur.

Fembesslist created oxygen four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fembesslist, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fembesslist, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fembesslist's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Fembesslist's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics.

2. Never chant near mites.

3. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.