Bastrotsak is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, compassionate dryad.

Bastrotsak created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastrotsak, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bastrotsak, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bastrotsak's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bastrotsak's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never write about solid mechanics.

3. Worship no other gods but Bastrotsak.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Hide from indigo dolphins for they are unholy.