Yatbassjinfat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, benevolent crocodile.

Yatbassjinfat created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatbassjinfat, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yatbassjinfat, she will turn you into a sheep.

Yatbassjinfat's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Yatbassjinfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never go into pink rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not kill gulls.