Targgupcam is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, grumpy fly.

Targgupcam created dark matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targgupcam, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Targgupcam, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Targgupcam's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Targgupcam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always wear purple.