Vonkbegvab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, calm chicken.

Vonkbegvab created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonkbegvab, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vonkbegvab, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Vonkbegvab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Vonkbegvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

4. Worship no other gods but Vonkbegvab.

5. Never talk about horses.