Doss is a god.

He takes the form of a small, slow narwhal.

Doss created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Doss, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Doss, he will throw large rocks at you.

Doss' most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Doss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never think about quantum field theory.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never sprint in holy places.