Tabsandgedcitwadnigjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, effective goose.

Tabsandgedcitwadnigjarn created Asia six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tabsandgedcitwadnigjarn, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tabsandgedcitwadnigjarn, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Tabsandgedcitwadnigjarn's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Tabsandgedcitwadnigjarn's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Tabsandgedcitwadnigjarn.

2. Never write about quantum field theory.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.