Lungedwik is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, tiresome hedgehog.

Lungedwik created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lungedwik, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Lungedwik, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Lungedwik's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Lungedwik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never talk about spacetime near doves while wearing fawn boots.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

5. Never think about planets.