Renkanlab is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, temperamental alligator.

Renkanlab created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Renkanlab, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Renkanlab, he will turn you into a mouse.

Renkanlab's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Renkanlab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always treat mice with great respect.

3. Retreat if seven ants approach from the east.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.