Jenquagciss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, moody shark.

Jenquagciss created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jenquagciss, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Jenquagciss, it will not care.

Jenquagciss' most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Jenquagciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Jenquagciss' name in vain.

2. Never eat gooseberries.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Always help sick voles.