Nabgedtonkbogsagmiddintaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, deceitful donkey.

Nabgedtonkbogsagmiddintaf created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabgedtonkbogsagmiddintaf, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nabgedtonkbogsagmiddintaf, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Nabgedtonkbogsagmiddintaf's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Nabgedtonkbogsagmiddintaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Worship no other gods but Nabgedtonkbogsagmiddintaf.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.