Arnsasbell is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, generous dolphin.

Arnsasbell created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Arnsasbell, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Arnsasbell, she will send you a sign.

Arnsasbell's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Arnsasbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

4. Erect a giant white sculpture of Arnsasbell in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never feed lots of aubergines to swans while wearing cyan ear rings.