Parkdudxen is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, flying owl.

Parkdudxen created dark energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkdudxen, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Parkdudxen, he will destroy your home planet.

Parkdudxen's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Parkdudxen's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

2. Never eat wheat.

3. Always treat cats with great respect.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not speak about melons.