Busgemmig is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, deceitful gnu.

Busgemmig created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busgemmig, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Busgemmig, he will turn you into a worm.

Busgemmig's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Busgemmig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snakes.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always look after injured swans.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never mention turtles.