Cadnurtfet is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, annoying hamster.

Cadnurtfet created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadnurtfet, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cadnurtfet, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cadnurtfet's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Cadnurtfet's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Never think about gravity near doves while wearing orange trousers and balancing four tin spheres on your hands.

3. Never talk about dark matter near aardvarks while wearing cyan boots.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.