Nellkadkon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciful cat.

Nellkadkon created energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellkadkon, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nellkadkon, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nellkadkon's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Nellkadkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

3. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.