Wadmetyarvil is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sapient finch.

Wadmetyarvil created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadmetyarvil, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wadmetyarvil, she will be very sad.

Wadmetyarvil's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Wadmetyarvil's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Wadmetyarvil on top of all buildings.

4. Always help moths.

5. Wadmetyarvil must be the most important thing in your life.