Cadgepcip Cebzod Tamfagtompon is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, deceitful warg.

Cadgepcip Cebzod Tamfagtompon created snails seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadgepcip Cebzod Tamfagtompon, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cadgepcip Cebzod Tamfagtompon, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Cadgepcip Cebzod Tamfagtompon's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Cadgepcip Cebzod Tamfagtompon's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not keep seven geese in a large pit.

4. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Cadgepcip Cebzod Tamfagtompon in the centre of the settlement.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cadgepcip Cebzod Tamfagtompon.