Cudvigkomged is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, proud giraffe.

Cudvigkomged created an up quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudvigkomged, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cudvigkomged, he will have a low opinion of you.

Cudvigkomged's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Cudvigkomged's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Cudvigkomged in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Do not keep nine foxes in a large pit.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Never think about spacetime near goats while wearing turquoise ear rings and balancing eight zinc spheres on your feet.