Himkonfidjon Getmaprip is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, emotional skunk.

Himkonfidjon Getmaprip created time and space three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himkonfidjon Getmaprip, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Himkonfidjon Getmaprip, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Himkonfidjon Getmaprip's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Himkonfidjon Getmaprip's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured dogs.

2. Hide from magenta snails for they are unholy.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.