Hom is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, capable swan.

Hom created a strange quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hom, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hom, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Hom's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Hom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes.

2. Hom must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Hide from yellow frogs for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about doves.

5. Always help seals in need.