Hottarghas is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, caring frog.

Hottarghas created viruses three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hottarghas, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hottarghas, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hottarghas' most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Hottarghas' Holy Commandments

1. Put Hottarghas first in all things.

2. Never think about archaea.

3. Never think ill of sick foxes.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not cook food in pots.