Taplipcat Dimmegloop is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, proud cat.

Taplipcat Dimmegloop created everything that exists four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taplipcat Dimmegloop, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Taplipcat Dimmegloop, she will curse you with boils.

Taplipcat Dimmegloop's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Taplipcat Dimmegloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not speak about peanuts.

3. Feed all hungry whales.

4. Always treat badgers with great respect.

5. Taplipcat Dimmegloop loves great tits, so they must be respected.