Bapaftammegyoghivflisdod is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, bad-tempered salamander.

Bapaftammegyoghivflisdod created life eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bapaftammegyoghivflisdod, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bapaftammegyoghivflisdod, she will turn you into a frog.

Bapaftammegyoghivflisdod's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bapaftammegyoghivflisdod's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Always help nematodes in need.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never wear blue tights.