Godbablogbabflab is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unthinking toad.

Godbablogbabflab created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godbablogbabflab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Godbablogbabflab, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Godbablogbabflab's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Godbablogbabflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about oranges.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never write about special relativity.

5. Do not stand on grass.